Blue eyes...

... and one dimple for the gals.

This is Jack.

He plays Julie.

Play Jack, play!

Flakey, like an old man's scalp...

Duped again. I can't believe it even happened. It's like it doesn't matter what I was asking of her, which was totally minimal. All I wanted was to see them, and now because of her reckless spending habits, I may very well not see any of them.

Why would you even propose that you would visit if you knew that the visit itself wasn't a priority? WHY, WHY ON EARTH DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS?

If I say that I'm going to be in Houston for the weekend, then damnit, I'm going to be in Houston, not Galveston, Austin, San Antonio or anywhere else.

I just hope that her decision doesn't change the plans of everyone. Or, maybe I could convince my No. 1 fans to help her out a bit so she can make it here.